Get your toddler a unique baseball shirt they can wear to work. Sure most toddlers want and expect everything for free, but if your toddler is a constitutionalist conservative who is sick of government intervention and regulations then they will dip into their reserve savings for this one. Of course you could buy one for them and surprise them, that would surely make their day.
100% ring-spun combed cotton
Fabric weight: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
Heather colors are 60% ring-spun combed cotton and 40% polyester